The Medicinal Properties of Maggi Noodles

(Statutory Warning: Might be applicable only to ACJians)

1. Protection from Ulcer, Headaches, Bad Hangovers

How? Food is always good to have. Don't have a stove to cook, lazy to go outside or raining heavily? Too drunk to even stand up straight, but still hungry? There need and CAN only be one resort. And you know what that is.

2. Protection from Blisters on Feet/ Snakes/ Frogs and Muggers

Do you go to a college whose mess is half an hour away by foot and takes you through the most dangerous vegetation filled terrain outside the Amazon? Well, don't go then. Sit at home, coax your roomie into giving you his water heater, and you know what.

3. Protection from Depression


Not as rich as everybody else, but still as hungry? Can't order out everyday and don't want to trek to an offshore island everyday? Don't worry. There is something that as Simba from Lion King called "Affordable, yet Satisfying!" Available at any chotta-shop near you.. Hurry! Before you lose it completely!

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5 comments:

Nilanjan said...

super stuff man... keep going... :P

rose said...

oh yea
hip hip hurray to maggie...
and no, its applicable too all poor hostalites ...

Magali said...

Hey! I LOVE this post. Always been a fan of maggi noodles. Now you've given me a legit reason to do so.

Lettie said...

Whoa!!! Soooo true... Its applicable to lazy non-hostelites staying away from home too. Like me...

Jr said...

Ah well, it has ended up being one of my hostel bare necessities now..

Hip hip to Maggie ppl! :D :P

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